He's Just NOT That Into You (Entry II)

"I had this guy leave me a voicemail at work, so I called him at home, and then he emailed me to my BlackBerry, and so I texted to his cell, and now you just have to go around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by seven different technologies. It's exhausting."


If he doesn't return your call / text / email / offline & online messages / facebook & friendster & multiply & myspace invites.

If he somehow manages to return / have you return gifts / cheesecake / balloons / flowers.

If he's supposed to come over today and arrives ten years later, with a mouthful of lame excuses.

If he really wants to spend time with you but always ends up spending time with his friends/family/work/dog instead because of something really important.

If he says he's in Planet A when you're in Planet B.
And then says he's in Planet B when you go to see him in Planet A.
Then again says he's about to go back to Planet A when you're on your way back to Planet B.

If he misses you / kisses you / says he loves you and then marries / stays with his gf/wife.


Yup! He's just not that into you.