what's inside my wallet?

I'm afraid to look inside my wallet.

Why? Because I seriously think that a money monster has been hiding in there for weeks now. My money has fastly been eaten away, bill by bill, coin by coin even. No mercy.

No, my mind isn't playing tricks on me. I'm telling what I know is true. How else could you explain the five grand that lasted only for a week? Without me going shopping? Without any major purchase? Without me going out to gimiks? That's just outrageous!!!

He must have gotten fat already. With all my money that he's eaten. But here's the plan: I'm going to send my wallet to the laundry this weekend. Let's see if he'll survive that. Haha!